WIT QUOTES III

quotations about wit

He depended on his mother wit to get him out of any scrape his father ignorance got him into.

STRICKLAND GILLILAN

attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes


That wit is truly amiable, which gladdens and enlivens every thing, which shines with a lustre gentle, but not faint, and powerful, but not glaring.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways


Wit is the most rascally, contemptible, beggarly thing on the face of the earth.

COLLEY CIBBER

attributed, Encyclopædia of Quotations

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Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.

MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

The Little Gypsy

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The wittiest man is one who says a good thing, and appears not to know it.

JOHN VAN BUREN

attributed, Day's Collacon


Those who object to wit are envious of it.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims

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Make the doors upon a woman's wit and it will out at the casement; shut that and 'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

As You Like It


Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes round a corner.

LEIGH HUNT

Wit and Humour, Selected from the English Poets


Let your wit rather serve you for a buckler to defend yourself, by a handsome reply, than the sword to wound others, though with ever so facetious reproach; remembering that a word cuts deeper than a sharper weapon, and the wound it makes is longer curing.

FRANCIS OSBORNE

Advice to a Son


There was a monstrous deal of stupid quizzing and common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

JANE AUSTEN

letter to Cassandra, April 21, 1805

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Your wit is as sharp as your....um. Hmm. I dunno. Whatever you have that's sharp.

LEAVEWELLENOUGHALONE

user comments posted on slashfilm, February 1, 2016


Her dry wit is so sharp that it leaves scars.

MIKE SCHULZ

River City Reader, January 24, 2016


Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims


Some people seem born with a head in which the thin partition that divides great wit from folly is wanting.

ROBERT SOUTHEY

attributed, Day's Collacon

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The well of true wit is truth itself.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways

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For we seldom admire the wit, when we dislike the man.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit;
How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Twelfth Night


Wit, without wisdom, is like a song without sense, it does not please long.

H. W. SHAW

attributed, Day's Collacon


Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth; it catches.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Much Ado About Nothing