WIT QUOTES IV

quotations about wit

Wit resembles a coquette; those who the most eagerly run after it are the least favored.

JOSEPH CHENIER

attributed, Day's Collacon


Wit malignantly employed is like a crackling fire that with every fresh blaze sends out sparks. Take care that you are not burnt.

JOHN THORNTON

Maxims and Directions for Youth

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Some people seem born with a head in which the thin partition that divides great wit from folly is wanting.

ROBERT SOUTHEY

attributed, Day's Collacon

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Her dry wit is so sharp that it leaves scars.

MIKE SCHULZ

River City Reader, January 24, 2016


Ev'n wit's a burthen, when it talks too long.

JOHN DRYDEN

Sixth Satire of Juvenal

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My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

EDMOND ROSTAND

Cyrano de Bergerac


A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways


Your wit is as sharp as your....um. Hmm. I dunno. Whatever you have that's sharp.

LEAVEWELLENOUGHALONE

user comments posted on slashfilm, February 1, 2016


Wit is the capacity to fine-tune to context.

RICHARD COYNE

Mood and Mobility: Navigating the Emotional Spaces of Digital Social Networks


Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude

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A fatalistic Irish wit is a famously effective coping mechanism.

JACK MCENENY

"McEneny waiting for words", Albany Times Union, March 11, 2017


Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

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Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015


Great wits, like great beauties, look upon mere esteem as a flat insipid thing; nothing less than admiration will content them.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Wit is well-bred insolence.

ARISTOTLE

Rhetoric

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His wit is his new bat and the Twitter handle his new pitch.

JAIDEEP GHOSH

"Sachin Tendulkar Seeks Caption For Picture With Virender Sehwag", NDTV, April 5, 2017


Wit, like poetry, is insusceptible of being constructed upon rules founded merely in reason. Like faith, it exists independent of reason, and sometimes in hostility to it.

CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE

Intuitions and Summaries of Thought

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The mere wit is only a human bauble. He is to life what bells are to horses--not expected to draw the load, but only to jingle while the horses draw.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit

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A good wit ill employed is dangerous in a commonwealth.

DEMOSTHENES

attributed, Day's Collacon


A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016