The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see.
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Tomorrow is promised to no one.
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No matter how far wrong you've gone, you can always turn around.
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So making guns illegal will take them off the street? We should make heroine and meth illegal too!
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Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
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The money's no better in retirement, but the hours are!
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
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Beauty is when your outside intrigues people and your inside makes them stay.
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Don't judge the quality of the gasoline by the filling station attendant.
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You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
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You can't force someone to respect you. But you can refuse to be disrespected.
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I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn't even know!
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If God didn't forgive sinners, Heaven would be empty.
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Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.
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Give blood. Play hockey.
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Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
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Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.
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I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.
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It's been "one of those days" for like 3 years now.
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Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
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